Hows your elbows and hips Do right? What are they rated as?

The hell with his elbows and hips.  I wanna know his shoe size!

I wonder how much his stud fee cost? I would like to see a stack including a headshot picture of him :)

I'm only kidding! Joke! Joke!! Joke!

oooo, i bet he's blushing now policemom!

I dunno...his cheeks might be red but maybe his wife read this post and smacked the crap out of him! LOL

It's too bad he doesnt have a LIVE webcam going on 4pack .. I certainly like to see that :)

Golden Elk and Dees Wolf, thank you so much for your posts.  We are working toward working titles, if we weren't we too could have litters while we planned to title the parents and OFA pending...... 

Hips and elbows are excellent.  54, Shoe size is 10 !/2, 6', 220 lbs (getting chunky), eyes are blue, hair (what there is left), is light brown in the winter and blond in the summer.  I don't blush.  No stud service available.  I'm retired.  I have only three progeny, all males, and all out to stud.  Apparently I am not all that, as my wife has a life size talking Elvis "standee" (made out of cardboard) in our bedroom, standing in front of the window on her side of the room.  That guy could sing but man, am I jealous.  Seems like EVERY woman over 35 is nuts about him.  Course he's dead and I am still alive.  HA, I win (except for that darn standee in my bedroom).

True story:  Had a female friend once who said to me, but she was really just thinking out loud "why do all of the good looking guys have small ones"?  I replied, hey, what am I?  What are you saying?   She smiled and said, "Ya know Walter, some are just average all the way around".  I will never forget that moment.  Brought me down from my loftyness of thinking I was all that.

P.S., I bought her the Elvis, for her birthday, many years ago.  Whatever makes her happy is what I do.  Whatever it takes.

Man, with this stupid dial up internet connection, it takes forever to upload pics.  Anyway,

Top left is me as a new cop in 1981.  Top right is my darling in about 1994.

Bottom left is me as a Narc, showing off a giant cockroach we caught in a drug raid of a "project" housing apartment, approximately 1994.   We had a prize for whoever got the biggest cockroach on a drug raid.  I won.   Bottom right are my two best friends, both still working (that's the girl I told you about)