My dog is missing toes - Page 9

I KNOW!! Mother to son? Father to daughter? I am not up to date on this spectacular mating, and the relatives involved.

Dawn

By the way what is the price?

Don is your female 7 month old 

Have you ever bred dogs before? just asking because i really in all honesty dont think any body would care but i would bring it up so they dont think your hiding something. as for the third testacle, well that dogs proabably got a better stud and ball drive LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bender:   none of us know anthing about breeding and we are all starting a new club  and the name is

Keep it all in the Family GSD club...will meet two times a week     at Midnight  on Sat night  and   on Tues Morning at the crack of Dawn (whoever she Is)

The club will be an  affliated club at this time   Place of meetings has not been determined...Our trainer is Don Corleone,    Head co- ordinator is Sueincc,     Membership  Chairman is : Agar , Correspondence : jletcher18, Reginal director : Dawn G.

We will hold a Sieger Show,  a North American Trial, a  HOT Tournament and a Nat'l Championship   every year.

A membership fee will be required to be detemined at a later date...

A Barring committee wil be formed after the first meeting , as to eliminate any unwanted members coming into the fold...careful screening will be done..

A list of rules and regulations, will be issued, and only those of the elite founding membership, are exempt from these rules..all others will abide by these rules or fact immediate action by the  committee.

Announcement of the next meeting and meeting place , will be here on this site.....when determined by the founding members....

You might be able to find Mr. Leigh here

This is his Admin

14631 North Nebraska Avenue
Tampa, FL 33613

Ph: 1-813-972-4897

What does that mean?  I'm a bit slow!

Don- I thought it was just me; guess I'm missing something somewhere also??? LOL  I've seen this posted on other threads too and wonder what the hell it was to mean.  Now I'm curious. lol

Quote by Don Corleon:   What does that mean?  I'm a bit slow!

It means that you need to "speed up" and get with the program. 

Apparently, you're not the only one. 

Take, for example, my dearly loved "Waltermina".  He was a lovely dog.  A beautiful coat that dragged the ground with none of that hideous undercoat, eight toes on each foot, three testicles, two tails, 40 teeth and he had all the titles that sueincc mentioned, including an OMG10:

BS, SchH-A , WTF1 , SHIT3 , ZVV? , LMAO1 , FUK U , FH1 , ZM, ZPO1 , ZPS1 , U2

A phenomenal boy by all standards, to be sure.

Yet, he still wasn't happy.  During a conversation with an animal psyhic one evening I discovered that he was indeed a male trapped in a female body. 

Well, we couldn't have that.  A quick trip to the vet and "Walter" became "Waltermina".  Thankfully, we saved sperm prior to surgery in order to perpetuate his perfection. 

Upon recovery, and when he (now she) came into his (now her) first heat, at the age of 3, we performed AI with his (now her) own sperm.  The results were remarkable!

36 puppies in his (now her) first litter to match up to each of the 36 nipples that the sex-change operation produced! 

Not only did it pay for the sex-change operation, but selling those puppies put my children (all 10 of them) through college, bought me several homes in various areas of the country where the weather is moderate at various times of the year, and funded my considerable retirement bank account. 

I won't brag, so I won't mention the amount of money subsequent litters have brought in.  Suffice to say I'll lay on the various sofas in various homes and eat bon-bons until I die.

All because Walter wanted to become Waltermina.

Let's hear it for animal psychics!  WOOHOO!

Now I'm really lost.

Considering the original post....

No surprise there!