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by MaggieMae on 01 February 2011 - 00:02
Green Bay Packers Fan is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a
call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and
orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife
has produced a typical Green Bay baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds,
but the Packer Fan just shrugs. "That's about average back home, folks,
like I said, my boys is a typical Green Bay baby boy.
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many
exclamations of "WOW!". One woman actually fainted due to
sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says,
"Say, you're the father of that typical Green Bay baby that weighed 25
pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in
two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious.
"What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was
born!"
The Green Bay father takes a slow swig from his Leinenkugel's
beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and
proudly says... "Had him circumcised!"
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Don't know why the sentences are not "wrapping" correctly..........sorry 'bout that.
by yellowrose of Texas on 06 February 2011 - 21:02
Today's the day.......Post your pics now! Anyone changed their mind?? not me..
Pittsburg Steelers !!!
YR
by gucci on 06 February 2011 - 21:02
by raymond on 06 February 2011 - 21:02
by TessJ10 on 06 February 2011 - 21:02
Neither the Packers nor the Steelers have cheerleaders. They say they don't need 'em.
"The Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders even offered to fill the void and perform their sexy sideline shimmy today, but the Steelers and Packers said thanks but no thanks." - Mike Bianchi, Orlando Sentinel
by yellowrose of Texas on 06 February 2011 - 22:02
FUNNY
The cheerleaders would have had ICLES hanging from their FRINGE today so I guess they wanted the thoughts on the ball and not the FRINGE>>>LOL
I had a hard time picking also..but the new young coach is HUNGRY....
that was why I chose the STEELERS...IT IS A TOSS UP....
YR
by Fenris on 06 February 2011 - 22:02
by yellowrose of Texas on 06 February 2011 - 23:02
YR
by spartshep on 06 February 2011 - 23:02
by yellowrose of Texas on 07 February 2011 - 02:02
IT is a 3 point game...7 mins to go.. go steelers...pull it out of the bag!!!
YR
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