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Sing along!!!!!!! Jingle Bells....Jingle Bells... Guess who is at it.... again todayyyyyyy Oh what fun it is to drink... a bottle everydayyyy HEY!!! --------------------------------------- Dashing through the board Undercover all the wayyyyy To all the posts I gooooooo I make people run awayyyyy Bells in my ears ring I think I've lost my mind BEWARE to all who cross on me I live to be unkind............ --------------------------------------- Oh you better watch out and pour me a drink with the voices in my head... I really cant think... How will I stir trouble .......todayyyyyyyyyyy Im making my list and checking it twice I want to attack and not be so nice How will I stir trouble todayyyyyy :-) Happy Holidays!

Oh this holiday season has put me right in the spirit! Let's sing again everyone! (to the tune of grandma got runover by a reindeer):-) ------------------------------------------ Someone has been drinking.. too much Eggnog Posting like no others done beforrrrre........ Seems she dont take cre-dit for her actions..... Instead just goes ahead and calls us hoarrrs doo doo doooooooo I think she's in neeeed..... of medicaaaaa-tion Something about this woman dont seem right...... You may be the next one on her list dear In which she will come to you.....and pick a fight!!! doo doo doooooooo Sure-ly she's been drinking too much eggnog Rarely does she have nice things to sayyyyyyy My best advice to you here When you see her turn your head and run awayyyyyyyyyy doo doo dooooooooo

Oh the amount of posts is frightening But computer is so inviting And as long as she got booze to go… let her call everybody a Ho Well she doesn’t show signs of stopping And we all bought some corn for popping Screen brightness turned down low, Let her call everybody a Ho when she finishes down her pint....... by then she's scared most readers awayyyyy Oh if she was just a little nice Hubby wouldnt leave for the dayyyyyyyyy Oh her writing is so un- insightful And her words so un-delightful If she will only log off and goooooo when her bottle is way down lowwww

Sung to the tune of Over the River and Through the Woods Over the river and thru the woods to alcohol re-hab she goes; The "hoars" know the way to carry her sleigh, Thru the white and drifted snow, OH! Over the river and thru the woods OH how the booze does flow! It stings her throat as she bites the ho's As over the ground they go!

ROTFL! When do you open in Vegas? doo doo doooooooo LMAO!

LOL OMG my sides hurt. I don't who you guys are refering to, but its funny non the less.

Kim you go girl! sing away! Dont mention the K word... you might get into trouble :XXXXX

hahahaha!!

Look out American Idol! (tune of do u hear what I hear?) Said the little voices ringing in my head....... Todayyyy who will I beeeeeee? (todayyyy who will I beeee?) Take a pill , get high....who... can.... I slammmmmm Today who will I beeee? (today who will I beee?) Omar, Omar.....I havent used that one I can hide.... log on...and have fun I can hide...log on and have funnnnnn!!!!!

Well, you seem not to have much snow to shovel nor dogs nor children to care for. And your rhyme scheme...Ouch!! But it is funny.