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by ramgsd on 28 July 2009 - 17:07
This is alarming
Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, April 2009,Sydney University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women .
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pitchers of beer within a one (1) hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary!!
Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, April 2009,Sydney University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women .
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pitchers of beer within a one (1) hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary!!
by Wise Guy on 29 July 2009 - 15:07
That doesn't surprise me at all!
I guess that explains the figures of beer-guzzling men: beer belly (psuedo-pregancy), man-boobs, and violoent mood swings!
I guess that explains the figures of beer-guzzling men: beer belly (psuedo-pregancy), man-boobs, and violoent mood swings!
by MI_GSD on 29 July 2009 - 15:07
EWWWWWWW Ronnie!
by Freda on 29 July 2009 - 18:07
OOOWWWW! My eyes! My eyes!
by Sam Spade on 29 July 2009 - 18:07
classic! This is the first thread to make me laugh in a while.
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