Women not the Master (Oh Boy) - Page 6

ROFL........Veronica, women in the US are getting smarter every year. 52% of female adults are now living single. Do Right, can we then assume you won't be campaigning for Hilary?

Actually men are finally wising up.. Why marry the cow when you can get the cream for free!

Oooooooooooo!!! Where's Veronica?

No Blitzen and neither will I be campaihning for her.....thats like letting a woman run a church of what a mixed up day that will be,,,,instead of Oh what a glorious day that will be......lol

Do Right : Did u get ur Hillerbilly email? and Blitzen: Im already First Lady of the Whitehouse, and that is why I am Master over my gsd/////

Yellowrose, yes I got the pic, very funny. Veronica (I forget, was she the one who was ga ga over Archie or was he ga ga over her, Oh yea, now I remember, she was the spoiled rich girl :), but I degress. Anyway, I am glad that you do not like winning unless it is a contest because most women would rather just win because of their "equipment" instead of competing by actually doing the job better than the man, but then that would not be fair would it, because we are so much more capable. So let's level the playing field and have quotas and set asides. And if we ever decide to have a battle of the sexes on TV, we can have the female runner run 40 yards when her male opponent runs 50 yards, or if we ever have a female pro tennis player play a pro male tennis player, lets make the female about 28 years old and the male about 60. Yep, that would be a fair contest. And yes, there are more women poor than men, and yes, there are more women who are single parents than men who are. Hey, I just had a thought. Lets tell young girls and women that men like to sleep with them and then dissapear when the baby comes. I'm sure that if we tell them this about a zillion times, they will eventually catch on and quit "doing it" with every guy that says "hi good looking". Just too save you the trouble, there are 273 words in this posting and four numbers. I know that "girls" have a difficult time with math. :)

Desert Rangers...women also feel the same way..why marry the whole pig just for a little sausage.

Way to go Veronica......18words is all it took and 6 periods.....

You are right, women win because of their superior equipment...the super equipment of women is their brain, which women tend to use more due to the fact that they have less testosterone. Thank you for recognizing that fact. I will have to look the word Gress up in the dictionary as you DE-Gressed. I have heard of digress, but I am always willing to learn new words. Thank you. Human kind in general is at the top of the food chain, due to the fact that they have brains. There is no male human or female human who can outrun a cheetah, for instance. If strength and speed were the most important criteria for winning and success, then humanity would be still be digging around rocks for grubs with their little sticks, while lions and tigers would be reading the Wall Street Journal...and competing in doubles tennis. And yes, I agree women should be more selective with who they sleep with and produce babies with, as marriage certificates are not supernatural documents imbuing all men with a sense of morality, responsibility, and paternal instinct. In the human race, statistically, babies are born pretty close to 50-50 male and female. Since males are reckless and believe they are bullet proof until sometime in their 50's, or whatever age they rupture something important, they get themselves killed whereas sensible women manage to survive to old age. This is why, as human beings leave infancy, men start dropping out of the survival race, and again...women win. And one more thing..I'll break this to you gently...the Veronica who is gaga over Archie is a character in a comic book...put it down...now step away from the comic book...

Thanks for the spelling lesson. I have an excuse though. My mother and my english teachers were all females. Seriously though. I know how to spell digress but I made a clerical error in my typing. I had to be in the infantry while in the Marine Corps, while the females were "in the rear" typing. I am glad that you too read comic books. Gives us a common bond. Just to help you with your statistics, approximately 60% of children born are female, and the reason more males die before they are old, is that they are the ones who have to "go to war" and defend their countries in combat while the females stay back in the rear and do clerical work, and also the males have to work their butts off in the fields, fighting indians (in the old days), jump out of helicopters to rescue people, defend their families when intruders break in and the women is "in the corner screaming", Go through the door first when serving a search warrant (ever see a female cop "boot" the door in and go in first)? (NO!), etc. etc. I could go on and on but as I said before, I have been raised and indoctrinated not to be rude too, nor fight with a women. My father taught me that. Oh, by the way, it is "whom", not "who they sleep with". Now we are even :) We could go on and on like this, with these "jabs" but what is the purpose. I will not get you to like men and you will not convince me that you are my equal. Even with your superior intelligence. Which begs the question, who is the smartest women you have ever heard of? If you are honest, it will take some real thinking to come up with one. I could name many men that just about everybody in the world would recognize. Who have you come up with :) P. S. When I put a smiley face in my postings at the end of my sentences, I intentionally do not put a period sometimes. It is not because of my inferior brain. It is because I want to. I will let you have the last word, because as I have previously stated, I was taught by my father too not fight with a girl. When you do that you have everything to lose and nothing to gain. Because if you win, you were supposed to. If you lose, then you are really embarrassed, as they are not equal in ANYTHING. You name it, a man somewhere is better at it. Even giving birth. We can clone now :) It is not an accident that MAN cloned a sheep first. It "kills two birds with one stone", if you get my underlying meaning. Now if we could just teach those sheep to type :) I'm done. You win. I have spent my entire life defending and protecting the meek. No reason to change now, even if it is a little fun :) Oh, one more thing that just came to me. My male dog can beat up, run faster, jump higher, bark louder, sniff better, out obedience and howl at the moon better than your female dog (I'm just betting you have a female :)